Funny Moms

Series: Laugh Again | Story 15

It's that time of year when I get to cook Mother's Day dinner and try out the smoke detector. I can't wait.

I believe it was Eve in the Garden of Eden who first said, "Because I said so, that's why." Ever since, moms have been saying wise and sometimes hilarious things. One mother said, "Be nice to your brother; you may need one of his kidneys someday."

Or consider Brett's mom, who said: "You're not listening. You need to start listening to me. I might say something important one day."

Gail told her mommy, "There's monsters under my bed."

Mommy replied, "No there aren't. The alligators under t...

 
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