The Woodpecker

You need some divine intervention to survive 1200 Gs.

Series: Laugh Again | Story 16

Did you ever hit your head on a car door? I hope not. But if you have, you know it hurts. So, imagine my surprise when I saw a woodpecker clinging to the side of a metal lamppost, slamming his beak into that metal tree.

OUCH! I thought, This is not the brightest bird in the flock. He's one feather short of a wing. How could he possibly pound his head into metal at lightning speed without one colossal headache? Without turning his brains to pudding?

We humans can handle 5 Gs before passing out. At about 46 Gs our blood vessels go kablam! If we know Jesus, we'll be in Heaven.

However, that's not...

 
 
 
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