Have you seen anything funny lately? If you go looking you’ll find a lot to laugh about. Here are a few ads I’ve seen in newspapers:
• For Sale: Bull dog, will eat anything. Loves small children.
• Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
• For Sale: Antique dresser suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
• Illiterate? Write today for help.
Here are some actual questions asked by lawyers in court:
• Were you present when your picture was taken?
• Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?
• Doctor, how many of your autopsies were performed on...